5 Phrases and Script

1. "Dude, he need some new pajamas." -- Said by a man at Walmart.
2. "Do you sell butter dishes? Why not?" -- Asked by a customer at Kroger.
3. "Do you want specific information in general or what?" -- A conversation between two Walmart Employees
4. "is there any meat in the veggie rolls" -- Customer at a Chinese restaurant.
5. "Why do they need so many computers in here?" -- Student in the computer lab.

Its 10:00pm  at the Nelson's house.  Mr. Nelson (Nelson) and Mrs. Nelson (Nelly) are getting sleepy and feel like heading to bed.

Mr. Nelson - (yawwwnnnn) Its gettin' kinda late for us old folks huh, Nelly.

Mrs. Nelson - Guess it is, I keep dozin' off over here on the couch.

Mr. Nelson - Alright, well if i can get my knees to work I'm headin' on in to grab my PJs. Meet cha in bed.

Mrs. Nelson - Your PJs? Really? how many times do I have to tell you to go get some new ones... With the number of holes in those I'm surprised you still call them clothing.

Mr. Nelson - Ahh Fooie! Let me do what I want to in my old age. If I die in my sleep, at least let me die happy and in the clothes I like.  Im gunna go put em' on and show you they aren't as bad as what ya think.

Mrs. Nelson - Fine! But if I see that dangler peeking out at me, thats it! We are going to "The Walmart" tomorrow morning to get you a new pair.  Hurry up... I gotta... make poops.

Mr. Nelson - So hostile woman, all over a pair of pajam-

Mrs. Nelson - You think this is HOSTILE! This aint nuthin compared to when I told you to watch for my rose bushes and you said that they just jumped out at cha...

Mr. Nelson - Oh lord... I'll be back in a minute. Don't get your panties all in a bunch...

-- 5 minutes later --

Mr. Nelson - Okay Nelly, Do ya see my one eyed monster? Huh? ...I don't hear anything.

Mrs. Nelson - Your getting a new pair tomorrow.

Mr. Nelson - You are not my mother.

Mrs. Nelson - I may not be your mother but I-

-- The doorbell rings --

Mrs. Nelson - Who the F-

Mr. Nelson - Nelly! Watch your mouth.  I'll get it...in my pajamas.

Mrs. Nelson - Oh no you won't

-- she opens the door --

Mrs. Nelson - Oh hey there, Burt.

Burt (the neighbor) - Hi Nell- Whoa! Dude, he need some new pajamas.